Choose the Gift of Maximum Cringe How often do you get to mess with people with just a few clicks. What a time to be alive! ----------- INSTRUCTIONS ----------- Make sure you select your target's address If you send it to yourself and complain to us, we will definitely laugh at you. If you want to leave them a note Check the "This is a gift" box close to the "Add to Cart" button then on the checkout page, type your message in the "Gift Message" box. We will print out the note and include it inside the package. If you want them to have to sign for it in-person Choose expedited shipping and we'll upgrade the shipping so they'll have to sign for it in person. It'll be hilarious. ----------- FAQ ----------- Are you guys serious right now? As serious as a freaking micro penis. Doing God's work, people. Are there other "website" names available? Definitely. Search Amazon for "BigAssDildos" and "VaginalOdorHelper" to send one from there. And we'll be adding more over time. I received one of these. My coworkers saw it. What the hell do I do now? There's only one thing to do: Get Revenge. Search for Witty Yeti on Amazon to see all of our prank options. How about a prank bath bomb that starts out smelling lovely then smells like literal ass after a few minutes? Or an innocuous package that is actually a glitter cannon? We've got options for you, baby! Satisfaction Guaranteed! Unlike your micro-peniled friend's conquests, you will be completely satisfied with this member of our inventory. If we didn't completely ruin your friend's day, simply reach out to us through the Amazon messaging service and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right even on the weekends. We absolutely guarantee your satisfaction or your money back! Happy Pranking!
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